I got a hit from the RCMP's Web site today.
Simple, innocent coincidence, right?
Rrriiight.
I checked it out a bit more. The search terms were "Quebecois" and "jackass."
Great, so they've got my description, too..
Well, better safe than sorry, so I think I'll reformat my hard drive and dispose of a few, er, "items."
Right after I see who's kicking at the door. This shouldn't take longer than five or six years, tops.