I would pay good money to see this:
A woman used her talent for gymnastics to destroy two art installations at a controversial exhibit in the Hamburger Bahnhof museum late Wednesday, yelling as she did a series of flips across the room into one object and pushed over another, organizers said yesterday.
Frauds and poseurs beware. I can see it now: The nondescript white panel truck screeches up to your local gallery, the rear doors fly open, and "Zelda, the Art Avenger" goes cartwheeling in, destroying all in her path.
"What's that flipflipflip sound? flipflipflipFLIPFLIPFLIP Aiiieee! It is 'Zelda, the Art Avenger!' Run, run for your lives!"
Via NealeNews