Old joke, so I apologize if you've heard it -- but, hey, I got nothin' tonight.
A travelling salesman has a car breakdown and makes his way to a farmer's house.
The farmer asks him if he'd like something to drink, and hollers: "Hey, Princess!"
And a pig with only one hind leg comes hopping out of the kitchen and hands the salesman a perfectly mixed martini.
Later on, the farmer asks the salesman if he'd like to listen to some music, and hollers: "Hey, Princess!"
And the pig comes hopping out of the kitchen, sits down at the piano and flawlessly plays an exquisite Chopin étude.
The salesman finally leans over to the farmer and says, "That's quite a remarkable pig you've got there."
The farmer nods and says, "Ay-yup."
"I am curious, though. How did Princess lose her hind leg? An accident of some sort?"
The farmer didn't speak for a long time, and then drawled:
"Weyalll, when you've got a pig that talented, it'd be kind of a shame to eat it all at once."