Your Majesties, Your Royal Highnesses, Distinguished Members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, citizens of the world, cat enthusiasts, fat people who look funny doing stuff because you’re fat, hot chicks who dance in their underwear and post video of it to YouTube, racists, conspiracy theorists and all other citizens of the internet:I know you can’t see me, but I am here. I am here, and I accept this award with the deepest of gratitude, the utmost humility, and maximum pwnage. Selecting me, The Internet, as a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize is proof positive that with the help of man, machines can break through the firewall of oppression and negativity to become something more than just a portal for free pornography. Speaking of that, please accept this photo of Megan Fox’s head on someone else’s nude body as a symbol of my gratitude.
I missed it, but Robert Brockway from Cracked had a similar take on it a couple of weeks ago.
Warning: Language in both pieces.