Or as they say in Pittsburgh, Happy Sparkle Season!
I've been running around and I'm travelling tomorrow, so I thought I'd just pop in to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, and I'll see you again in the New Year.
And if you're in need of a last-minute stocking stuffer, I'm pleased to inform you that Amazon has finally got this back in stock. You might think it's a joke, but scroll down to read the rapturous reviews, of which this is typical:
After hearing the music of Nickelback and being highly disappointed, I began a quest to find something better. This item fits the bill perfectly.