A rewrite (the original doesn't seem to be available). I came up with entirely new lyrics, though I probably should have quit before the bridge. I can't make out what I was singing, apart from the words "telephone" and "heartless," but it definitely had too many syllables.
The opening guitar lines are a bit noisy, bluesy, and sloppy (to complete the coveted "-y" trifecta).
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Should I rent out a billboard
Put out an ad
Should I hire a skywriter
Would that make you mad?Should I call up your girlfriend
And ask where you are
Fly down to Rio
Is that going too far?-------------------------------------------------
[Chorus]Yeah, just so you know
I want you to know
Just so you know
I want you [rpt.]
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[Verse]Should I distribute handbills
With your name and your face
Paste them all over
All over the place?Should I engage a detective
Call the police
Jump from the rooftop
And land in your tree?
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[Chorus]
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[Bridge]Something, something, telephone
Something, something, heartless
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